Transcript: Catching the Kidnapper
MATT: Look at all we figured out from just two prints!
INEZ: And if what’s true for us is true for the culprit, we’re in business! Let’s see what this guy looks like!
MATT: Feet!
JACKIE: Height, seven foot lengths. Inez places a balloon, with a 3 knotted ribbon, at the top of the string.
INEZ: Head, three finger wraps! Matt fastens a kerchief under the balloon for a necktie...
JACKIE: Neck, two finger wraps!
INEZ: Armspan, seven foot lengths! Matt place a hand mold at one end of the armspan string...
MATT: Hands!
MATT: All we need now are the three suspects so we can compare each one to our model.
INEZ: Cool!
DIGIT: I’ll round ‘em up! You guys hide Junior - we don’t wanna lose another member of the family! Digit flies off...
MATT: Ladies and gentlemen, using only the footprints and handprints found at the scene of the crime, we determined all of the measurements you see on this life-size model of Chewcroca’s captor!
UNGA/NERO/TARGET: Impossible!/Non me diga!/How?
INEZ: By figuring out that some parts of our bodies are the same length as others, or are multiple lengths of others.
JACKIE: Whoever took Chewcroca will be the same size as our model!
MATT: Time to see which one of you measures up! Who’s first?
UNGA D’BIGTOP: Fine! I’ll go first - I have nothing to hide!
INEZ: Hmm...uh-uh. She’s too short.
INEZ: No way she’s the culprit.
UNGA D’BIGTOP: Told you I didn't do it!
TARGET: Neither did I! See for yourself.
MATT: Target’s right. He’s much too tall!
JACKIE: That leaves you, Mr. Nero!
NERO: Impossible! I'm Nero ‘The Animal Hero’. I would never take Chewcroca!
MATT: Oh yeah! Prove it!
NERO: See?
JACKIE: Yes, he’s taller, too! I knew it!
MATT: Oh man, all that work, and nobody fits our profile.
DIGIT: I don’t get it. He looks taller in person than he does on TV.
MATT: Of course! That’s because he’s wearing a hat!
NERO: Easy, amigo!
JACKIE: Oh no!
UNGA D’BIGTOP: Nero! You’re the one who took Chewcroca!
NERO: Ah, a couple of measurements don’t prove anything!
INEZ: Good thing we have lots of measurements, then.
JACKIE: Not only do your arms and height match...
MATT: But so does your head size!
DIGIT: Want to show us your feet? How about your hands? Hmm? Hmmmmmm?
NERO: Alright, alright! I did it!
JACKIE: But why? You love animals.
NERO: She’s the reason I did it! I did it to protect the rare cyber-croc from Unga and her circus side show!